Dan,
I like what you do and the service you provide us movie fans. But, what in the hell were you smoking when you gave Alexander a ** rating. Yeah, I know that might be mediocre rating, but this movie is sure in the hell not worthy of such a rating. This movie in my book is the biggest waste of cinema ever, along with Showgirls, and not to mention the biggest killer of mankind's time. And, for you to let it off the hook with ** is appalling. You should have buried this movie for everything unholy it is and more. And, to quote one of my favorite lines, "You're killing me, Smalls!!!" You were in prime position for the spike and you whiffed into the net. I imagine all the ladies were laughing at you when you published this review, and they are probably still laughing. Especially, when you drop a line like this, "The costumes may look fabulous and the sets authentic". Come on, Hudak, you are better than that. However, I imagine you were probably trying to be nice? Maybe, you gave it ** cause Rosario Dawson looked hot? But, just remember nice guys finish last...just like Tom Green and Freddy Got Fingered did. So, in the future when you have a chance to bury a movie that has a bad story, bad directing, and bad acting, you do it!!! The ladies will love you for it, champagne will fall from the heavens, and who knows...maybe, more people will sign-up to take your class.

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