Very funny bit from funnyordie.com in which the cast of "Piranha 3D" -- opening this weekend -- states its case for Oscar glory. For a movie that's being kept away from film critics, this is a great marketing tool that gets people talking without showing any actual clips from the movie. If "Piranha 3D" opens well this weekend -- and horror/schlock fans are juicing for it -- the studio will know who to thank. Warning: Strong Language.